“Then I’d Be Happier”

“Then I’d Be Happier”

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New ho

Koolaid on tap, all froze

If God had a plan, it’d be for Jamey Blaze

To lick this girl’s face every single day

And god how I like her

I can’t say I love her

So why do I bother?

But she’s got my heart shaped ice cream cone

At the Antioch County Fair while I’m all at home

Because

I wish I could somehow seduce you

Then I’d be happier

Wow, Antioch?So I get the courage to drive around those parts

Only tryin to see her in her prime, thus far

I see her on the ferris wheel

It’s hard to know my place

This is an ordeal, this is an ordeal

Because

I wish I could somehow seduce you

Then I’d be happier