“God Texted Me Nudes And I Had Her Immediately Friend-Zoned”

“God Texted Me Nudes And I Had Her Immediately Friend-Zoned”

I’m workin it baby I’m workin it baby I’m workin it baby (Oh yeah)

Everyday i walk home In the midst of a blackhole With a cherry tree on top (top, top, top) stove On the top stove Because she didn’t know that I know But then she texted me, ‘yolo’ (yolo)

I’m workin it baby I’m workin it baby I’m workin it baby

Bend it like a rubber hose (Bend it like a, Bend it like a, Bend it like a)

Why are things just so fucked up? It’s like when we are both in high school Then we go to college And then we break off I’ll probably never see you again Then we break up I don’t give a fuck

(fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck) Bend it like a rubber hose

I won’t lie I can tell This city Will burn in hell