Stupid Fucking Bands Like Vantana Row

I can’t tell you how much I wish that you had something to fucking to say to my motherfucking cunt mouth about this shit, that I hate.

Give me more of Vantana Row, the band that, as I went to my car for more
ibuprofen (I am 45), pulled up in a van, opened the side doors, and
played one song before insulting the crowd and driving off, all in under
a minute.

Gabe Meline / khsu.org / kqed.org
It’s a Thursday evening in early February, and the unsuspecting fans of
Ja Rule are about to be the victims of an unusual drive-by.

Aaron Carnes / eastbayexpress.com
It’s not the worst song on here though… Vantana Row’s ‘She’s Automatic,’…sounds like something ate the master tape and then spat it out…This really could be any song. If you told me this was a cover of Myley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball,’ I…

Thomas / punkrocktheory.com

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