Vantana Row merch includes magic: the gathering cards and why wouldn’t any artist or band go out of their way to manufacture and produce items that they personally use. We all wear clothes. Some of us do more than wear clothes. This is the gallery for our VXROW series and YEAH WOW set
Story: TXTS MIXTAPE was Vantana Row’s primary release in the fall of 2022. The topics lyricized (in song “Beal” and “I hate having a pussy giant gaping hole” ) and depicted in the cover art cover not just body dysphoria, but full body dysmorphia (tits). The directive to prox Hellhole Flailer comes from the following breakdown of the Return to Ravnica card’s title: [Hellhole], which is connected to TXTS MIXTAPE song title “I hate having a pussy giant gaping hole” and [Flailer], the look of action of Volly on the cover art for TXTS MIXTAPE. The art of our set’s alt proxy is an alternative version of this TXTS MIXTAPE’s cover art.Story: VANTANA ROW (EP) was recorded and tested in Santa Cruz, California, where The Lost Boys movie was also filmed. The art depicts characters hanging from a bridge, with one falling from it; a scene from that movie. The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk resides in the background, providing further context. The choice for a premodern (old school) format card frame is a tribute and symbolism to our opinion of this EP’s aged release date in comparison to its still contemporary sound.
![Card Name:
Hellhole Flailer
Mana Cost:
Mana Value:
3
Types:
Creature — Ogre Warrior
Card Text:
Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
, Sacrifice Hellhole Flailer: Hellhole Flailer deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
Watermark:
Rakdos
P/T:
3 / 2
Original Expansion:
Return to Ravnica
Story: TXTS MIXTAPE was Vantana Row's primary release in the fall of 2022. The topics lyricized (in song "Beal" and "I hate having a pussy giant gaping hole" ) and depicted in the cover art cover not just body dysphoria, but full body dysmorphia (tits). The directive to prox Hellhole Flailer comes from the following breakdown of the Return to Ravnica card's title: [Hellhole], which is connected to TXTS MIXTAPE song title "I hate having a pussy giant gaping hole" and [Flailer], the look of action of Volly on the cover art for TXTS MIXTAPE. The art of our set's alt proxy is an alternative version of this TXTS MIXTAPE's cover art.
(x1) HELLHOLE FLAILER // LOST BOYS ISLAND (bonus card)
(x2) YEAH WOW MTG BOOSTER PACKS
--x15 cards per booster pack (double-sided modern & standard format)
---x2 Holographic cards per pack
(x1) DOGGEM FUCKEM UDONTKNOWMEWELLENUFFYET VXROW3 DISC
(in unique drive by-ammo CD case)
All VXROW magic cards in the YEAH WOW proxy set include a few vintage, some legacy, mostly modern, but some pioneer and standard format cards. All cards are thematically aligned either with the lyrics / meaning of a specific Vantana Row song, or an event in either of our personal lives while touring in Vantana Row.
All funds from card sales goes directly into savings in booking our Spring 2024 Tour.
Front Card Name:
Hellhole Flailer
Mana Cost:
1BlackRed
Mana Value:
3
Types:
Creature — Ogre Warrior
Card Text:
Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
2BlackRed, Sacrifice Hellhole Flailer: Hellhole Flailer deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
Watermark:
VXROW
P/T:
3 / 2
Inspiration:
Based on a song from TXTS MIXTAPE, "I hate having a pussy giant gaping hole". The art is a reformatted version of the album's cover art.
Artist:
Volly Blaze
Back Card Name:
Island
Types:
Basic Land — Island
Inspiration:
VANTANA ROW (EP) was recorded and tested in Santa Cruz, California, where The Lost Boys movie was also filmed. The art depicts characters hanging from a bridge, with one falling from it; a scene from that movie. The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk resides in the background, providing further context.
Rarity:
Basic Land
Artist:
Volly Blaze](https://vantanarow.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/hellhole-a-flailer-mtg-card-alter-proxy-vantana-row-txts-mixtape.jpg "(x1) HELLHOLE FLAILER // LOST BOYS ISLAND (bonus card) (x2) YEAH WOW MTG BOOSTER PACKS --x15 cards per booster pack (double-sided modern & standard format) ---x2 Holographic cards per pack (x1) DOGGEM FUCKEM UDONTKNOWMEWELLENUFFYET VXROW3 DISC (in unique drive by-ammo CD case) All VXROW magic cards in the YEAH WOW proxy set include a few vintage, some legacy, mostly modern, but some pioneer and standard format cards. All cards are thematically aligned either with the lyrics / meaning of a specific Vantana Row song, or an event in either of our personal lives while touring in Vantana Row. All funds from card sales goes directly into savings in booking our Spring 2024 Tour. Front Card Name: Hellhole Flailer Mana Cost: 1BlackRed Mana Value: 3 Types: Creature — Ogre Warrior Card Text: Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) 2BlackRed, Sacrifice Hellhole Flailer: Hellhole Flailer deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker. Watermark: VXROW P/T: 3 / 2 Inspiration: Based on a song from TXTS MIXTAPE, \"I hate having a pussy giant gaping hole\". The art is a reformatted version of the album's cover art. Artist: Volly Blaze Back Card Name: Island Types: Basic Land — Island Inspiration: VANTANA ROW (EP) was recorded and tested in Santa Cruz, California, where The Lost Boys movie was also filmed. The art depicts characters hanging from a bridge, with one falling from it; a scene from that movie. The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk resides in the background, providing further context. Rarity: Basic Land Artist: Volly Blaze")
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