“… It was frustrating and, I actually remember. This time recently were at, sorry, Vly and I were at a book signing for In Defense Of Ska and I was catching up with Adam, you know our GNARBOOTS friends, both of them. But I was bringing up a split concept he had brought up a few months prior. Maybe, honestly it could have been as far back as 2020 but. And honestly we’ve had split plans for years between Vantana Row and GNARBOOTS but this particular hang out it was, really, my fault for slipping in our email exchange. I can’t remember what Volly and I had been up to, probably Siccan related and live set perhaps but it’s not a worthy excuse. So, anyway I’m like, really bringing this up at least a few times at this hang out and I remember being sort of coy and using phrases like, “In the Omnigone camp” or something and, Eichlers cutely interjects with, “Omnigone camp!? I wanna go!”, which is deserved, was cute too. I had never used that phrase before (or plan to after that) and I loved immediately hearing what I consider the appropriate response to a phrase I hadn’t known for any serious use but I don’t think I responded with anything more than a smirk when I think of it now. And I just was in a space, frustrated about my own slip of this multi-year opportunity, to finally be acted on mid-quarantine. Seemed perfect. I kept on Adam a bit, which isn’t usual for me but in this case when it comes to upholding my end of an agreement or even just an agreed idea pursuit, I take that seriously. This was my last attempt at making right what I previously appeared to blow off. Man, it sucked the way that fell but. Recently Adam dropped “Collapse” one of the intended split songs. It’s honestly just great to hear it released. I love the way it came out, the layers we recorded for the hook vocals just ring so thick and even vintage. Like that crema you hear with Butch Vig guitar stacking. And they even did a video for the song. The whole thing makes me feel better in hindsight except, not to move back to negativity so soon but. I just keep thinking about how perturbed Eichlers seemed at the event when I was just trying to squeeze something relatable out. There was a time or two where him and I were one on one and I felt a flat fall to a lot of the things I was throwing out to him. I don’t know how many things or social dynamics he was trying to manage or what. Maybe he was trying to read me, in some way. Maybe he was trying to sum me!? Who knows. A lot of my thinking on this, I’ve done elsewhere. Sometimes I feel like that OHMYGOD track was inspired, “inspired” my bad, want to make that clear, by our surface to sub-level tension that day. It sucks because, I honestly hate talking. In general, since childhood. I don’t enjoy hearing myself speak, I’m not an aspiring preacher, not an outspoken political activist, not a Biafra type you can say that
This is long overdue but is a raw bounce from session w/ click track – think 122bpm – is four blast beat measures and four cybergoregrind bdown measures it’s open to where u want 2 go or how much – this is the first half of a song about seeing one’s way past life’s dead end streets and making it 2 the right one’s
Love y’all love what y’all do
Fucking it’s been 3-4 months and reading back I know this is late by all perspectives. Harm this is def not how we do things at Vantana Row We went in this weekend and recorded two crust verses, one that even has the “give me back my mantra” Vly really went in
[Verse A]
Im on TikTok
I hate you suck
3 lines i got
two shits one fuck
never wanna see your stepmom
stop
Talking to myself like im a god
im ugly, your pretty dumb
im ugly, your pretty dumb
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[Verse B]
you are my reflection
tell me that you never need me
but you talking shit while you walk around talking like me
BOP
that’s my shit, take a shit
give me back my mantra
you are just my echo
I can’t hear you
doppelganger
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Fucking it’s been almost half a f year. I don’t recall all the correspondence we’ve had about deadline but I know this is late by all perspectives. Harm thus is not how we do things at Vantana Row. We went in this weekend and recorded two crust verses, one that even has the “give me back my mantra” Vly really went in
CRUST PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY SH** IN DOG BAGS ON TOUR
CRUST PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY SH** IN TOUR VAN FOR NEW MUSIC VIDEO
VANLIFE PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY TAKE SH** IN VAN FOR NEW MUSIC VIDEO
Really only have working and half finished titles maybe y’all could have fun with that
Whatever level of censory, both in video and/or in title necessary on site is fine. Please let us know
This would be a yt music video premiere for a song that will have been released quietly on bandcamp a few weeks prior (that plan can still be changed if strongly advised by site to provide exclusive stream of song through video plays) unlisted exclusivity length to site from week to month, whatever’s advisable is fine. Please let us know what’s most exciting for site’s interest.
Video and track single release date is open but initially aimed for late April / May, also depending on the time of your response or schedule could make for much sooner or later.
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New Single : LIVE IN A VAN TOO
Pronounced : lih-vin-ah-van-too
Two Tracks / Total Running Time : 3:23min
Topic : Living in your van on AND off tour
Track A Title : “Savez Water (live)”
Track A Topic : Saving money for tour by living in your van
Track B Title : “Nomo’s Coming Back (live)”
Track B Topic : Losing touch with a close friend through travel / petty criminal activity
The two tracks are dressed up live recordings from our fall 2021 tour.
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Video depicts our renegade US National tour during the Fall of 2021 following Jinjer, Suicide Silence, and All Hail The Yeti. Literally following them outside of each venue on their tour for two months straight performing from our van in the streets. We booked house shows and bars along the way through friends, but at least half of the dates were what we call drive by shows, screaming at Jinjer & Suicide Silence fans outside before each show, via our car inverter set up, as they all stood waiting in line for the concert. The music video depicts after tour routing detours and additions, that we traveled over 10,000 miles across North America doing this, with police involved on several occasion, every kind of weather difficulty, hygienic and bathroom needs all being met on the road, and directly in the vehicle. We performed indoors, outdoors, in the streets, living rooms, bars, basement, gallery, skatepark, under bridge, all with acts such as THX1312, Peter Rono of Kaonashi, Florida Man, WACKO and the likes of Blind Equation.
Spoiler is for the last show in Phoenix, AZ our vocalist was invited on stage at the Marquee Theater to perform the final breakdown of Suicide Silence’s “No Pity For a Coward”. This is also shown at the end of the music video but our greatest reward from this 56 day journey is honestly that we’re still alive.
We’ve contacted Noisey, Brooklyn Vegan, Metalsucks, and Loudwire. Though all our emails are fairly recent, at this point we have yet to receive responses for a press release.
Any info, rate sheet data, availability, etc is welcome. Thank you
Press
Advertising
Pitches
Simple Video Premeire w/ quote
Unlisted for however preferred period : a week a month? We’re fine with what y’all would be interested in
Q&A quote band photo artwork song titles embed link to record
We really only have working and half finished titles maybe y’all could have fun with that
CRUST PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY SH** IN DOG BAGS
CRUST PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY SH** IN DOG BAGS FOR NEW MUSIC VIDEO
VANLIFE BAND TAKES SH** IN MUSIC VIDEO
TAKING A SH** NO TOILET – EXPLAINED
VOCALIST TAKE S**T IN VAN MUSIC VIDEO
VAN BAND REVEALS HOW THEY GO TO BATHROOM IN THEIR VAN
VAN BAND TAKES S**T IN THEIR VAN
Giving them the uncensored version or
Linking them the uncensored version on pornhub
Giving them video at second phase
Chris, this is our press debut with you so we really don’t know what were doing.
Song title : Savez Water / Nomo’s Coming Back (live)
Video Release : 04/24/2022
Here is our quote on the subject:
“Since quarantine there were no public restrooms. We were really anxious and confused at first. Almost two years later everything was filmed on tour and it makes it in the video of course. This video is the first time we ever demonstrate, let alone, confess or even talk about defecating in the van.”
Song Release : 04/04/2022
Bummed we aren’t playing in LA on Thursday
Bummed we aren’t seeing LA LB friends on Thursday
here’s a new single
Here’s two songs we would have played on Thursday
Releasi
Re-Dubbed performances Based on two live performances on tour
Two track sequel to our 2020 live album, LIVE IN A VAN.
LIVE IN A VAN TOO is counter pronounced li-vin-a-van-too, highlighting the topic of living in our van on/off tour.
(This topic is brought up in detail in our upcoming music video this month)
These two recordings are overdubbed, heavily mixed and surrealized versions of two live performances captured by room digital recorder on our 2021 USA indoor/outdoor hybrid tour (VXROW 2021 DRVBY TOUR)
The two raw versions of these recordings (without overdubs) are both available in full on Patreon and Bandcamp subscription
[Music for “Savez Water” comes from 10/29/2021 performance at Cafe Colonial, Sacramento, California, United States Of America
Crowd ending for “Savez Water” edited in from 11/07/2021 performance at Subterranean, Chicago, Illinois, United States Of America
Music etc. for “Nomo’s Coming Back” comes from 10/23/2021 performance at The Kraken, Seattle, Washington, United States Of America]
added as bonus mp4 files in digital download
As of today the owner of house in LA pulled out of Thursday show (march24) shortly after we posted a series of videos asking Hemorage_sf not to pull up outside in their bus – we and Cancer Christ – Doc Hammer – Hurt Hawks collectively managed to help our friends in Florida Man find a show in Los Angeles on Thursday to fill out their west coast tour so – our work is done – sad about show – no shows in near future will let y’all know – for now we are releasing a live single along with tour mv cant wait 2 show yall
CRUST PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY SH** IN DOG BAGS ON TOUR
CRUST PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY SH** IN TOUR VAN FOR NEW MUSIC VIDEO
VANLIFE PUNK BAND SHOWS HOW THEY TAKE SH** IN VAN FOR NEW MUSIC VIDEO
Really only have working and half finished titles maybe y’all could have fun with that
Whatever level of censory, both in video and/or in title necessary on site is fine. Please let us know
This would be a yt music video premiere for a song that will have been released quietly on bandcamp a few weeks prior (that plan can still be changed if strongly advised by site to provide exclusive stream of song through video plays) unlisted exclusivity length to site from week to month, whatever’s advisable is fine. Please let us know what’s most exciting for site’s interest.
Video and track single release date is open but initially protected for late April, also depending on the speed of your response of course.
New Single : LIVE IN A VAN TOO
Pronounced : lih-vin-ah-van-too
Two Tracks / Total Running Time : 3:23min
Topic : Living in your van on AND off tour
Track A Title : “Savez Water (live)”
Track A Topic : Saving money for tour by living in your van
Track B Title : “Nomo’s Coming Back (live)”
Track B Topic : Losing touch with a close friend through travel / petty criminal activity
The two tracks are dressed up live recordings from our fall 2021 tour.
Video depicts our renegade US National tour during fall of 2021 following Jinjer, Suicide Silence, and All Hail The Yeti. Literally following them outside of each venue on their tour for two months straight performing from our van in the streets. We booked house shows and bars along the way through friends, but at least half of the dates were what we call drive by shows, screaming at Jinjer & Suicide Silence fans outside before each show v
VXROW STEM FILES:
SEND UR FCKD UP VXROW REMIXES TO VANTANAROW@GMAIL.COM
ARTIST NAME:
REMIX TRACK NAME (OPTIONAL):
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BY ROUGHLY THIS SUMMER
TO BE FEATURED ON OUR REMIX ALBUM
VXROW : FCKD UP
SEP 2022 ?
ENJOY VXROW STEMS
ALSO
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House show in LA
DM @tiki_freaky 4 addy
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Supporting @florida_man_seattle on tour w/ life changing actual baptism dunking by @666cancerchrist666 finna @doc_hammer finna @hurthawks where is @wacko_thebandsucksyou backup page
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7″ Picture Disc Vinyl EP of “VXROW” by Vantana Row
33 1/3 rpm / Includes double-sided printed lyric sheet
Option 1: (x3) Sicc Picks
(0.71 Celluloid Pearl : Orange)
Option 2: (x1) Tourlifestyle Stick
*Stem files for remixing are emailed upon purchase for both option
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(Side A)
Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
NoMo’s Coming Back
Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
OLE FCK
(Side B)
Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG
)
Have been editing our tour music video
Mourning post-poned Spring dates
This unused clip is the actual route we took on VXROW 2021 DRVBY TOUR from a week before tour began oct15 to December20 when we finally arrived back in the bay after a bonus week in long Beach recording w wacko.
Awaiting shirt orders from new manufacturer
Working on a special set for LA show on the 24th covering a Florida Man tune
Will post more about this soon
Editing tour music video – very fried – between overdubbing the live recordings from the tour
Moving VXROW 2022 TOUR dates to fall😖 we r gon miss yall until then – we have 1 show this year 4 u la folks
Wishing y’all the best this month in prep for tour! We still haven’t heard back from Okilly😖 We’re going to pull off from this one but really wish u guys a great tour and cannot wait to actually hang out sometime fr in Texas love y’all
Wishing y’all the best this month in prep for tour! We still haven’t heard back from Okilly😖 We’re going to pull off from this one but really wish u guys a great tour and cannot wait to actually hang out sometime fr in Texas love y’all vm
Wishing y’all the best this month in prep for tour! We still haven’t heard back from Okilly😖 We’re probably going to pull off from this one but really wish u guys a great tour we cannot wait to actually hang out sometime in Texas love y’all vm
Wishing y’all the best this month in prep for tour! We still haven’t heard back from Okilly😖 We’re just going to pull off from this one but really wish u guys a great tour we cannot wait to actually hang out sometime – v stoked 4 final mixes of the new album 2 love y’all
Wishing y’all the best this month in prep for tour! We still haven’t heard back from Okilly😖 We’re just going to pull off from this one but really wish u guys a great tour we cannot wait to actually hang out sometime love y’all v
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Wishing y’all the best this month in prep for tour! We still haven’t heard back from Okilly😖 We’re just going to pull off from this one but really wish u guys a great tour we cannot wait to actually hang out sometime love y’all vm
We still haven’t heard back from Okilly. Going to pull off from this one but really wish u guys a great tour we cannot wait to actually hang out sometime love y’all
We still haven’t heard back from Okilly. Going to pull off from this one it sucks but really wish u guys a great tour we cannot wait to actually hang out sometime love y’all
We still haven’t heard back from anyone in Okilly – we’ve wanted to follow this tour for a while now but if it could reflect bad on y’all we won’t risk it. We’ve
Are u sure we shouldn’t do this?
Because um – writing is cool but we could have enough time etc.
Scary thinking of driving when-
Create tension if that’s what happens naturally just don’t automatically try to relieve it because it’s not always your job to do that
I think she knows how things would be but it takes the letters to make a key
Why would I hate to be what another could never see
Letters take a beat
Beatles let it be
Tell me take a seat
Hatchlings skipping free
Great words for a great man
Big fan for a hot big man on campus
Quotes and learn how to be
Emulate
This can work if u work it
It’s a wash if u surf it
It’s about playing like if she money free time maybe enough idk eventually money so tf like when um the shirts might not be enough – also la will b a $$ suck as well – oh – some la job bullshit – hmm – idk but – idk who or y we want to be there – there’s other people true- drvby over there though could be gimmicky fast but available to play some sh and also fliers posters n shit – wacko beef maybe – cover battle – with date missing “when will it happen– ——-but yeah she eventually come around but I got 2 impress and show I can work it – ask her if she be more inclined to work down there or San Jose or wtvr – or if we worked it wouldn’t be shit to $75 another po box in la for three months actually –
VXROW 7″ SHIPPING OUT SOON – NEXT MONTH, SEND YOUR VXROW REMIX TO vantanarow@gmail.com
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Tip the scales
You shed just like human tears
Put on kid gloves
Go on and tell your friends
Avoid the clutch
Don’t be a hero, maaan
Get ready for
Slick Reptiles
With such style
The gaps between their teeth
Inch that smile
Take a mile
Are fit for human meat
They’ll teach you right from wrong
Cheap spirits made them strong
It’s how their perfect evolution has remained undisturbed so long
Crocodile whiplash smile
With boots of alligator scale
All the old jokes are going stale
Between their jaws your skull is feeling rather frail
Our survival is what made us fittest
So now we’re writing mother nature’s hit list
Lie in the swamp, submerge your slit wrists
Now gather round, let’s all bear witness
O Lord, O Lard
Imagine.
Life with abundance
Safe – calm – laughing – energy – excercise – loving – growing – making differences – surprising
ENJOY VXROW STEMS
ALSO
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VXROW : FCKD UP released this year? Summer 2022? We will
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7″ Picture Disc Vinyl EP of “VXROW” by Vantana Row.
SICCAN GUITAR PICKS x3 OPTION NOW AVAILABLE
(0.71 Celluloid Pearl : Orange)
Plays at 33 1/3 rpm / Side A shown in photo. Includes double-sided printed lyric sheet inside, VXROW 2021 DRVBY TOUR Promo CD outside (containing two exclusive and unreleased tracks) and also stickers tf! “Y’all fr craz-‘”,.
(Side A)
Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
NoMo’s Coming Back
Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
OLE FCK
(Side B)
Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)
Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW
Dylan,
We see the comment on the site you referenced. It was located on https://vantanarow.com/sauce/worldstar/ as well a copy https://vantanarow.com/worldstarhiphop/
We’ve removed it’s text from both pages. The only problem is an uncertainty of how long a hallow link result will appear in the search even with the page having been changed/deleted. It may be a few days to a week or so. Please let us know the urgency of the matter or if it comes up again after a short waiting period. We are eager to help.
Your friendly neighborhood cybergrind duo,
VXRO
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TOUR : Howdy Neds we r friends w sum your upcoming tourmates and plan to do our drvby sideshow at each date
Our question is
If we are promoting the ticket links anyway but playing outside it might help if we bring up the idea of opening before Steaksauce
If y’all don’t have an opening act slate for the entire tour already this would be a good time to bring up our availability
This is Jamey from Vantana Row
Really hope y’all read this in sooner than later but will continue to reach out otherwise via email and buds etc
Let’s end this 1 with a damn ban
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Vly FLs used for bodymisc in garagesession
So stack and octave up that ish also use lokiversions in addition
Bounce exon14
Bring in GARAGE tracks from X
Scratch vox
Drum beats
Lokibass
If y’all didn’t get stems pm because it’s crazy how many people want the recipe to an album they prob don’t even know about and that’s fine but y would they want 2 remix so simply f that 2 many dm just 2 many dm – if they have the album cool but we’re renaming $tanz tier to $temz tier I think maybe give another option and we’ll have a thing where we occasionally upload stem for old albums – maybe quarterly ? Idk and we’ll actually put full stems and pro tools sessions sequence sessions etc not like the compressed VXROW mini stem pack floating around
Gjkhjjk
In case y’all didn’t see this – we may b compiling for VXROW remix comp wanted to hit y’all direct ly – if y’all end up making any truly horrible remixes pls send here or to vantanarow@gmail.com sometime in the next few months love y’all
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=1OGSwZyC7HebiYc7HxDbnA40Qp6fmqzSB
If u wan 2 email us a remix one day pls send your remix by or around Mar 24 we will feature all or part on VXROW remix album w ur permission feel free 2 rly fuck it up ly
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Uokjnext time we will keep our camera ready to film every show our camera to film every sho
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Siccan LE is the cassette counterpart to the digital album, Siccan, with a different track list than, alternate versions/mixes and exclusives.
March of 2020 was the release of a music video for “Twelvetwenty” an unreleased song besides the video itself. At the end of the video a release date for Siccan LP was declared for 12/20/2020 mentioning,
“If you’ve noticed the six dots in our logo, you may have wondered why exactly six. You may have not…
Siccan LP will be our sixth and final Vantana Row Series album. The list goes: VANTANA ROW, Vantana Row 2, Vantana Row 3, 4ourIVer, Vagina, Siccan LP.”
Siccan LP was the initial concept, later splitting sometime across the promotional period into two diverging collections of songs.
Singles and music videos that promoted the album were challenged after reading this tweet from Mathcore Index,
“Can y’all stop releasing singles on Bandcamp when they’re attached to an album? Because that shit is annoying as hell” – @mathcoreindex
Reading this tweet a while back, we couldn’t agree more.
Siccan LP (digital) contains a new group of tracks to make up for all the leaked singles throughout 2020.
This has made Siccan (digital) and Siccan LE (cassette) very different from each other, with each having very few mutual tracks.
This tape had not been uploaded digitally at all, retaining these exclusive tracks, mixes, versions until now.
10/16/2021
Quarantine had just hit the week of the video’s release. As the year went on
This tape had not been uploaded digitally at all, retaining these exclusive tracks, mixes, versions until now.
10/16/202
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